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1. I was hanging out at a local bar when a guy dressed in a suit brought over a drink and asked if I wanted to see the inside of his limo - He was the driver!

I was walking and this guy asked me have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears and I said no then he pulled out his pockets out to make it look like a bunny's head and said would you want to try?

2. I was in a bar with some friends when the DJ walked up to me and said, "You look so good I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!" EWWWW! ROFL!

3. Baby you must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day long! lol worst!

4.You're cute when you look at me with your lazy eye.

5. Do u have a library card? Why?
Cause I'm checking you out.

6. I was hanging out with my friends when one of them asked me if i washed my pants with windex, i said no why? then he said cuz i can see my self in them

7. Kid comes up to me in the bar (stumbling), looks young enough for me to question whether he was allowed to be in there, and says to me "You know, I'm a Hockey Player"... When I just stare blankly, he comes out with, "Cheers to that Babe," Clinks my glass with his beer and staggers away.... Was I supposed to follow??? I was just relieved he went away

8. "if you were a keg..i'd tap that!." worst pick up line ever..ALSO! "hey, nice shoes. let's have sex!"

9. Cute guy - I was flirting until he picked up a marshmallow, squished it between his fingers, licked it and smirked "Is this the softest thing I'm going to get tonight?" I tried not to gag, got up and walked away. GROSS!

10. Are those moon pants you're wearing, cause your ass is out of this world.

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